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Million Dollar Views

When we were putting together our plan to move to the tropics and more specifically Puerto Rico we would often talk about the reasons for doing so.  Warm climate, different culture/language, early retirement, more self sufficiency and a general idea of breaking out of the mold we were raised in to experience something different and from a different point of view.  Fast forward to having lived here now for approximately a year and a half…. We are living those ideals and it has been an interesting journey in the adjustment to a new perspective that a different culture offers. Specifically in the way different people think about and see the world.

We used to watch the show 30 Rock and there is a fantastic episode about perspectives that helps illustrate the journey of seeing the world through different eyes.

As far as breaking out of the mold we were raised in, it is a gradual process.  Switching from the rat race to a slow pace has been interesting and I find my perspective still shifting between the two philosophies all the time.  The juxtaposition is a self imposed challenge in controlling my thoughts and actions in an effort to fit in and adjust depending on who I talk with.

Is it possible to change the way we see the world from that of Jack to Kenneth or Tracy Jordan amongst others and back depending on when we consciously choose to? Or are we stuck viewing the world the way we always have?

I have noticed a lot of us folks from the states tend to have the Jack Donaghy perspective of looking at things.  No surprise that I find myself with this perspective too.  In this perspective there is a monetary value associated with everything.  As Americans raised in the American school system and surrounded by a consumerist culture, I find that it is very easy to keep score using money as the system has intended for us to do.  Nearly everyone seems to know how to operate in this imaginary sliding scale of value.  Even giving monetary value to things that have no monetary value. Or telling us how successful we are based on our income.

This brings us to the “Million Dollar View.”  It is a term that I have heard from people originally from the states now living in PR.  It has happened enough that I started to wonder how we all acquired this term and why we use it.  I think this is a symptom of the culture in the states of having to associate a dollar amount to show value.   I know exactly what we are all talking about and I agree it is difficult to describe how fantastic life here in PR can be, especially the awesome vistas.  It could cost a million dollars!!

english rose view

But…..It usually doesn’t. In fact nobody pays anywhere close to a million dollars and some of the poorest people have some of the ‘best’ views.  It is more of a $10k-$60k dollar view, or even free, but nobody says that!  It would lose all meaning, “You should see the view, its a $25k dollar view!”.  Doesn’t seem as special now does it?  Same vista but a different view.

I have also noticed that native Puerto Ricans don’t seem to care as much about views and sometimes will just let the trees grow, or build a closet on the side of the house that has the ocean view.   Shade is sometimes more valuable. Vistas just aren’t valued in monetary or social terms as much, which is a HUGE contrast.  It is just part of the backdrop of life here, not something to be defined with a dollar amount anymore than a coconut tree or a patch of grass.  It’s just there.  It starts to raise the question of what is value which I think that 30 Rock episode does a great job of illuminating.  It is different for everyone.

Beach Front for sale
A Beachfront Warehouse!

To us a parcha vine is worth a lot, so are avocado trees and bananas.  The fact that we can pick food off a tree for free vs having to buy it has value to us but not just monetary.  It is a shift from looking at things the way Alec Baldwin’s character does (see the video) and isnt just about the amount of money saved or spent, but rather a sign to living a life not dependent or defined by money and all that it entails. It shifts perspective to just existing.

One thing that seems to puzzle people from the states is that the police drive around with their lights on ALL THE TIME. I’ve heard comments about how hard it is to “catch the bad guys if you announce your location with flashing lights!”.  There is possibly another reason.  What if the perspective that the police are there to bust people is not applicable everywhere?  What if they were there to help?  Wouldn’t it be easier to flag down a patrol car if you needed help if you could see it coming down the road?  Wouldn’t this be a more pleasant way to view police in general?

Perhaps we are becoming a little more like Kenneth where we can just appreciate the simple things.  Notice in the video from Jack’s perspective Kenneth is only valued at $7. Each perspective has an upside and a downside and being able to float between them is really the million dollar view?

The consumerist system wants us to think that we have to buy something new to be happy. We don’t have to buy happiness. Things that are awesome don’t have to cost anything. Look at all the marketing used to sell products; good mood food, good life, cause you’re worth it, open happiness, happy meal, etc.

Just a thought.  The mainstream American culture is here in PR there is no doubt about that, don’t get me wrong.  It is just every once in a while I see differences in the simple things and that has to be worth something right? 😉

Just Flew Back to Mayaguez

….and boy are my arms tired!!

I took a short trip back to Colorado to visit my family while Cassie stayed behind and took care of the finca.

Colorado Trip

Almost 2 years has passed since I saw this silhouette.  I was greeted by this on the way to work and back everyday for many years.

This trip was the first time I had taken the Cape Air flight out of Mayaguez.  I have to say that it was super fun.  I have my pilots license but it had been several years since I have been on a small plane.  I was able to sit in the co-pilot’s seat on both trips which was awesome!  Check the video above of the landing, we even went through a little rain on the way in!

San Juan Airplane Ride

San Juan Cape AirCool Paint Job! (In San Juan, not the plane I was in)

It was great seeing everyone!  Friends in Longmont and Greeley and all the family.

Getting My Driver’s License in Puerto Rico

Whew….Where to start??  So I had my birthday the other day….

Britton and Cassie sunset
It was great! We went out to dinner and watched a beach sunset

A few days later Cassie looked at my Colorado driver’s license and noticed it had expired on my birthday.  Bummer.  I tried to renew it online with the Colorado DMV but since it had been 10 years (or longer) I couldn’t renew it with CO.  So I started checking out other people’s blogs to see what the process was for obtaining my PR license. I found out that we probably should have done this soon after we moved here, but that it is rarely enforced, as long as you have a valid license somewhere. I read some comments and saw someone from Colorado simply had to take the medical exam and pay for stamps, show their SS card and turn in their CO license and was able to get their PR license. No tests, no old driving record or anything too difficult. Hmmm, hopefully this would be the case for me, I thought.

Cassie and I set out early (10am) for CESCO in Aguadilla.  We always fill up our water jug, grab some portable food, take care of all the animals and double check we have all the documents we need, camera, wallet.  We also stopped by the school supply store for copies of all my important documents and I picked up an English version of the Driver’s Permit Study Guide…just in case. Ok, we are all ready to go!

Driver's Permit Guide

When we got to CESCO we stopped at their information desk, and this was probably the wisest thing we could have done.  The lady at the front desk immediately noticed that my CO license was expired and told me that I would have to go through the ENTIRE process of getting a license. I thought MAYBE there would be a grace period, but nope. This meant I had to do the whole thing as if I were a brand new driver: starting with the learner’s permit and all the steps from there. Had I been there a week earlier when my license was not expired I would have only needed stamps, my social security card, proof of residency (water or electric bill with our address) and a medical exam.  The medical exam and sellos are sold next door to CESCO and cost $28. The “medical exam” was basically to just look at an eye chart and point your fingers up and down based on which direction the E pointed.

Medical Certificate
“Medical exams” for sale here

So this is where the adventure begins!!

We often compare living in PR to video games.  It can be a challenge sometimes or a cakewalk.  There are interesting characters we meet along the way, some have valuable information and some do not.  Some of the adventures we embark on have side quests as well.  They vary and you just never know what route your path will take.  The PR drivers’ license episode had a bit of everything that makes for a great adventure.

It was a good thing I grabbed that learners’ permit study guide. Yep just in case. I have learned that phrase in Spanish: por si acaso. Just like the copies of anything important (SS card, passport, birth certificate, utility bill, etc). Although not all of these were needed. We had them…just in case. It comes in handy because yes, I had to get a learner’s permit before I could get my actual license.  So it was back to being 15 years old.

It ended up that since I had to get my learner’s permit I had to take both the written and practical exam.  Since we were already in Aguadilla I figured I might as well take the written exam.  I studied for about 30 minutes (read from cover to cover) and then took the test.  There were 4 other guys in there taking the test, all of them ~16yrs old.  I was able to take the test in English which was a big help.  I scored an 80%, not bad.  They have some questions on the test that I didn’t really see the point of.  It was mentioned in the other blogs to pay attention to the fines, and this was good advice.  How much is the fine for parking in a handicapped spot?  $500.  How much for running a stop sign and potentially killing someone?  $50.

Sellos
Government “Sellos” or stamps

So with my exam passed, my medical and my stamps I was able to get the learners permit!  Everything went very smoothly and the lady at the front information desk was a HUGE HELP.  She pushed papers thru faster, she ensured I had everything and put us in order and she was super friendly. Props to Ilene! You rock. The next problem was that usually you have to wait 30 days from getting your permit until you can take the driving test….You know, so that your 16-year-old self has a chance to practice driving with your parent…  We talked to the lady in charge of scheduling the exams and convinced her that since I was an experienced driver that the 30 days was kind of silly.  She got her supervisor’s approval (this was important as you will see) and got on the list to take the test the next day. As we were leaving we saw some of our friends whose car broke down and we gave them a lift in our truck. It was pretty funny for our first drive under a learner’s permit.

Francis Greg Truck License
Just like I’m 16 again

Day 2:
Same deal.  Get up, get ready, make sure we have everything, etc.  We arrived in Aguadilla and found the exam location which is right across the street from the airport.  It is just a shack with some people standing out front.  This threw us for a loop because we figured it would have at least a sign out front.  It doesn’t.

Drivers Test place
Practical Driver’s Test Building Area in Aguadilla

You can take the test in your own car, or you can hire a driving instructor to go through the test with you and let you practice with their car.  Since the truck’s speedometer is inoperable we figured that we should use their car to avoid any possibility of problems.

I drove with the instructor for 20 minutes and she was very nice but humorously strict and controlling.  She would tell me to drive up, stop.  Put the car in reverse pull back till the sticker on the window is next to the 2nd cone, stop then turn the wheel and then go back, stop, then turn the wheel again, then go then stop.  She was trying to speak with me in broken English, Cassie was trying to interpret and I was just trying to follow her commands. We had the most frustrating time trying to work with each other and then I looked at her and said “so…you mean parallel park here?” She replied “Yes.”  Ok, then it was easy.  Trying to figure out what she expected me to do was the most difficult part of my lesson…lol. Then the instructor told Cassie to get in the front seat and told Cassie to kiss me for good luck on my test while the lady took a picture as a “recuerdo.” It was pretty funny.

Good luck driving kiss
Good luck to me!

Once I was done with the lesson and had my good luck kiss, it was time to take the test.  The examiner hopped in, we drove around the block and then he had me park the car.  I thought “Oh man, that was a cinch!”.  Maybe he was letting me off easy because I am a long time driver?  Either way, that was easy.  He got out and started to converse with Cassie and the Instructor in Spanish.  My Spanish is getting better, but not very good.  All I could make out was that he kept saying “Treinta dias”.  He was getting pretty angry and everyone was having heated conversations.  I knew this wasn’t good.

As it turns out he was saying that I only had my permit for 1 day and he wasn’t going to allow me to take the test.  We explained that we had special permission to do it, hence the appointment and form we took with us.  He was refusing.  Simply refusing to budge.  I was thinking we would have to do this all again in a month.  That would suck.

The instructor lady who did my driver’s ed  kept trying and trying.  She at one point told Cassie that we should probably leave and that things were not looking good and that we didn’t want to create enemies.  I just kept saying we would do whatever was needed to show that we had approval to do this today, we could get whatever form he needed and we weren’t trying to cause problems.  Finally we got ahold of the supervisor on the instructor’s phone (I think that was what happened?) and she of course said it was fine.  So I was a little shaken up and nervous to drive with the examiner who was clearly not happy, but I took the test and passed! Phew! We paid the instructor lady the $40 and were off to finally get my real license.

We went back to CESCO and the woman at the front desk recognized us and put our papers first in line.  We got the license! I am officially a Puerto Rican Driver! To top it all off, as I was walking back to the truck I found $2 in the CESCO parking lot. We then went to Crashboat and talked about how crazy this all was. I figured that was bonus points in the game for accomplishing the task.

Crashboat Beach
Crashboat Beach in Aguadilla

Britton and Cassie at Crashboat 1
The beach: somehow both the beginning and end of this story

Read this for Cassie’s PR license experience.

Mowing the Lawn

Mowing the lawn in Greeley used to take 40 minutes.  Now it takes several days after months of clearing and replanting. When we first arrived at the property we were greeted with lots and lots of overgrowth. It took quite a bit of work in order to just pull the car in, or for us to get to the cabana.  We were hacking and slashing our way thru the forest bit by bit.  Well that basically hasn’t stopped.

Britton on a ladder in a tree
Latest Section Being Cleared

We have been getting better and better at the art of cutting down the mess that one could call the forest.  We are better at seeing valuable (to us) trees and better at using less effort to clear.  In this endeavor we have also narrowed down our tools to just a few.  The chainsaw, the loppers, machete and once things have been whacked down we use the lawnmower and the shears. I don’t use the weed whacker anymore at all.

We hired a neighbor for a day a while back who was seeking work to come clear some areas that had become over-run with vines.  I watched him use his machete and learned that it is far easier to use on over grown slopes than a weed whacker.  It is simple, uses no gas and is easy to keep sharp with a file.  For the non sloped areas we just use the mower and when we clear new sections we clear to the point where I can actually run the lawn mower across it.  It makes maintenance easy(ish).

Burnt tourist tree
Tourist Tree 

We have a lot of these fast growing soft wood trees.  They are bursera simaruba also known as gumbo-limbo or turpentine.  The best name for them we know of however is the “Tourist Tree” because when the bark is exposed to sunlight it peels like a sunburn.

Tree Come along
Using a Comealong to Help Direct the Fall of a Tourist Tree

We have been working on an area ‘down below’ on and off for months now stopping for a while to dismantle the wood house.  The area is far larger than our whole property in Greeley was.  So from a landscaping perspective every section we work on is a massive project for us.  We start by taking down the brush (anything that can be cut with the loppers or machete), then we start taking down the larger trees.  Once that is done we have to clean the ground, plant grass then plant new trees and ornamentals.  In any given area there are hundreds of trees that are anywhere between an inch in diameter to a few feet.

Yard debris
To the Edge Cleared and the next section of brush

Cleared Area
Cleared and First Stage Replanted with Grass Seed and Fruit Trees -Next Ornamentals

In doing this we have also learned to plan for where all the debris will be.  If it can be downhill, all the better.  Moving logs any distance will quickly tire us out.  The debris piles start to become HUGE (usually 10-12 feet high and at least as wide).  I try to drop trees so they fall directly on the pile if possible.  The trees are almost always completely overgrown at the top with vines which connect all of the trees into one.  This situation makes planning and cutting more difficult and sometimes we have to drop 5 or more large trees at the same time in order to get them down.  It is a real mess but eventually you get through it all.

Rooster crow
Color, texture, depth and movement is what we like most in the gardens 

Once the area is cleared the hardest work is done and it quickly fills up with new trees of our choosing (mainly common and exotic tropical fruit trees) and grass so that the weeds and vines don’t start growing again.  We have also started to plant more ornamentals (heliconias and gingers, bromeliads, palms, trinitaria, cruz de malta, etc)  to add some depth and color to the yard.  The space goes from an impenetrable mess to a wide open usable and planted garden.

Truck plantsAnother Truckload and a Half of Foraged Ornamentals Ready to Plant

We have been lucky to be able to find gardens from friends that have started new growth which we dig up and bring home.  It will take many truckloads to fill in and replace what we cut out.  If you don’t replant something quickly everything you don’t want will grow back in short order.  This past year we have been mainly focused on getting fruit trees planted and growing and have only just begun to plant flowers, hedges, palms and other ornamentals, but we are slowly adding more and more.