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Egg Bound Chicken

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

Our black chicken has been acting weird lately. She has tucked her tail feathers down and won’t walk very much. We noticed she had kind of a poopy butt. She is totally complacent and doesn’t run at all when we get close. She has always been friendlier than the white one, but not that friendly. So, we looked it up on the internet and it says she could be “egg bound” meaning that she can’t get an egg out of her duct. It could either be too soft and the muscles aren’t working to push it out, or it could be too big and hard and just won’t fit. We are not sure, but we felt her stomach (from the outside) and it feels like there could be an egg in there.

chicken in bath tub
The calm chicken in the tub

Some of the articles say to lube up and stick a finger or two up her and help push the egg out, but, um, no we are not that desperate. Another article said to give her a warm bath.  That we could do. We put her in the bathtub and filled the water about half-way. She didn’t flap or anything, like I said she was completely complacent. We had to get over to Britton’s parent’s house for his birthday, so we left her there for about an hour. I was worried she might drown (poultry are not known for their smarts, like turkeys that can drown looking at the rain). But when we came back, she was fine. Somehow, she must have kicked out the plug though because all the water was drained. Still no egg.

Since it has been snowing and is really cold again at night (low teens), we didn’t want to put her out there all wet, so we gave her a nice primping with the towel and then blow-dried her! Does anyone know what else we could do?  Should we stick a finger up there? Would it even help? Some articles said that could cause the egg to break and the shards could rupture her insides! Yuck.  So, again, no.

Blow drying the chicken
Blow drying the chicken

Well, we hope she’ll be ok while we’re gone in Puerto Rico. My  mom’s going to come over and check on them. Hopefully she finds an egg or two and not a dead chicken.

Bottom’s Up!

Wednesday, January 14th, 2009

 

A skier at Vail resort in Colorado was left hanging upside down and pantsless from a chairlift last week. Thought this was too funny. pic4

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They boarded the high-speed lift. The chairlift’s fold-down seat was not lowered, which caused the man to fall through the gap. His ski got jammed in the ascending chairlift, and that kept him supended because his boot never dislodged from its binding.

Let’s Party White Elephant Style

Friday, December 19th, 2008

It is still cold and snowy here, but let’s focus on fun! We weren’t sure what to do for New Year’s Eve this year. I have to work during the day until 5pm, so that kind of limited our travel radius some.  When we went over to the boxing fight party the other weekend we decided we should all do something, but we didn’t know what. So, Sandi and I decided that we could just have it here in Greeley, and that our house would be a good location…So…We’re having another party.

Here’s the Invitation

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When: Wednesday, December 31, 2008 from 6:30pm until???
What: A White Elephant Party  (AKA Re-wrap your Crap Party  -What is a White Elephant Party, you ask? Well, this means for every person who is participating you should bring a crazy, silly, wrapped present. The sillier the better. Examples include (to get those creative juices flowing); an avocado green blender, a trophy with someone else’s name, a strange painting that you would never hang on your wall, a duck call, plaid pants that are 10 sizes too big, an old Bronco’s helmet lamp, a toilet coin bank, etc etc (BTW, I have seen all of these!)
Where: Our house, Greeley, CO
Contact info: Britton’s cell or home #:
 
Additional info: Please bring extra drinks or food, if you would like. We will try to have champagne, beer, non-alcoholic drinks and snacks. Also, if you are planning to drink and don’t have a DD, you are more than welcome to crash at our place-please do so, it will probably be a crazy night to be out driving anyway. Please bring a sleeping bag if you are planning to stay. Also, if you have a favorite game (board game, video game, mind games, magic tricks?)bring it as well. But most important of all, bring yourself!
 
Tentative plans:
7pm-8:30: Hang out, eat, drink, be merry, talk, listen to muzack
 8:30pm-10ish: White Elephant gift exchange
10pm-12: Play games, hang out, eat, drink, be merry, talk, listen to muzack
12am-12:05: Happy New Year 2009-ring in the New Year with friends!
12:05am-?? -Hang out some more, sleep?… lol
 
Please RSVP to me if you can so we can plan, but if you forget, no prob! Come anyway! And feel free to bring a guest if you want.
For more info, email us:
bckauffman
@comcast.net

Also…if you have any extra chairs, that would help. We are low on the seatage.

Then we’ll be Jammin’ like Bob Marley :-)

Cute YouTube Videos

Monday, October 6th, 2008

I saw these YouTube Videos and thought I would share…they are really cute! They don’t really have anything to do with our theme, but you need a fun break every once in a while. Enjoy!


Mr. W
How long did it take you to figure this one out?


Evolution of Dance-You just don’t expect it from this guy

Rocking Out Instead of Working

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

A group of us at work had been using some extra space to play music during lunches and breaks. Turns out they asked us to play for the company meeting. I think this is the biggest venue I’ve played at to date. There were roughly 800 people in attendance.

It was a nice stage complete with big screen, TV cameras and a sound crew. Pretty neat to play bass and have it completely thump via a massive PA. The kick drum sounded badass too.


Backstage, but no groupies?

Work has built this nice grass amphitheater. I think that when we eventually move to PR I will try to build our own so that when we throw massive parties we can have live salsa (and other) bands show up and play!

We played
- Come Togehter (Beatles)
- Cold Shot (Stevie Ray)
- Rock and Roll (Led Zepplin)

And for what its worth…we ROCKED. It sounded really good.